I write this blog to share the journey I am on as a single woman fighting the dating war. Losing one battle after another, but still feeling pretty strong. This past weekend I went to my 15th bachelorette party since 2003. 15 bachelorette parties, 15 lingerie showers, 2 chauffeurs, 400 glasses of wine, 0 strippers, 1 passion party, countless laughs and the 15th time to meet my neighbors in Singleville. At times I fee like it is population 1. This weekend of 17 attendees, there were 4 residents of Singleville, woo-hoo! Since I was one of the hosts of the party, I made it my mission to find party favors. I found masks to wear! Similar to Mardi Gras masks, but just a tad cheaper and a bit more ghetto. Each of them had a descriptive word that everyone got to choose to wear. Only 6 came in a package, so I purchased 3 packages. The descriptive words to choose from were:
- Sexy
- Wild
- Tease
- Bad
- Flirt
- Single
Now since I was the host, I wanted to make sure everyone got what they wanted. I got what was inevitably going to be mine anyway. Even 2 of the 4 singles, didn't take single. Here I am realizing the irony of my cute little gift:
One more crazy night of laughing, drinking, embarrassing, giving, being and having. and I wonder why I am still single? Maybe it is because I choose to flaunt the stupidity of my antics on here or because I wear a mask on my head that says single or by chance I am still single because I am actually looking for what humorous story will come out of the next relationship or non-thereof and an sabotage each of them for a good laugh. Well really I can't get that laugh without them doing something ridiculous. Anyway, I just thought I would share that I don't only act single by anonymity on here, I do it in person as well.
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